The discount cigarettes monthly competition
A monthly prize is awarded to the most insightful, witty or clever suggestion (5 words or less) regarding the possible non-smoking uses for cigarettes.
Please click here to email your suggestion. Please type your suggestion in the subject line of your email (5 words or less)
Please come back here on or after the first day of each month to see if you have won, and to claim your prize.
|To stop nosebleeds|
|Plug draughty keyholes|
|Two for Vsign to governments|
|Earplugs against politicians on telly|
|To win discount cigarette prizes|
|bribe third-world customs officials|